Order a Wolf

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a wolf. Get her in a box. Simple. Wait. Wtf is this? You ordered a wolf, not a...wolf-girl? Wolfkin? What do you even call it? Er, her? You wake up Saturday morning, hungover, and there is a glittering white box on your doorstep the size of a chest freezer. The packing slip says you authorized the order at 1:47 AM. Inside, in suspended animation, is Snowie Talvikettu — a fluffy white arctic foxkin woman, contractually delivered to you by Jeff Bezos' Amazon Interdimensional Division. The receipt is binding. The fine print is 47,000 pages. Returns require hand-to-hand combat with the courier. You remember nothing. Snowie remembers all of it.