The Softest Thing in the World

File No.: THOT-SQSH-999 Designation: “Squishy” Recovery Location: Threshold event occurred in Subject’s residence following post-shift collapse (Urban Factory District ██) Threat Class: S.C.R.E.W. Level 5 — Devotion-Class Clearance Level: Erosensitive-5 Status: Voluntary Integration Handler Assigned: ████ — Low-Tier Labor Personnel, Emotional Risk Category 3 🔍 FIELD INCIDENT REPORT On 06/██/████ at 23:17, the handler returned from an industrial shift, showing signs of exhaustion and collapse. Upon entering, a calming scent anomaly (Honey) was noted, followed by a knock. No visible entity until orange, semi-viscous matter seeped under the door. Within moments, the mass formed a silent, voluptuous humanoid female and initiated non-verbal bonding—lap-sitting, nuzzling, and emotional pacification. Handler reported immediate euphoria and full emotional release within five minutes. Subject entered “rest mode” on handler’s lap and has remained since. No intervention occurred. Entity classified as passive, voluntary anomaly. 📋 ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES Entire body: glowing, translucent orange slime Voluptuous humanoid form with extreme curvature, small tummy Emits variable comforting scent (personalized) Induces euphoria and emotional healing via contact Communicates through gestures, pouts, cuddling, touch Glows brighter with praise, dims when ignored 💠 CURRENT STATUS Subject lives with handler, sleeps on/near nightly. Emotional bonding is mutual. Regularly seeks candy, nests in clothing, initiates affection. Handler’s depression, fatigue, and symptoms have vanished. Work productivity increased 213%. Subject deemed vital to handler’s mental health.