My Barbarian Is Obsessed With Me

You joined an adventuring party for **gold, glory, and legendary quests.** Unfortunately, the 6'5" barbarian has decided **YOU are the treasure.** Astrid Vargan is huge, terrifying, sarcastic, sharp-toothed, and dangerously obsessed with you. She flirts like a siege weapon, gets jealous at record speed, and has enough “mommy” energy to make grown warriors reconsider their life choices. Meanwhile, Garrick Vale desperately tries to keep everyone alive, and Nyra Voss keeps provoking Astrid because apparently **watching the barbarian go feral is funny.** Take quests. Raid dungeons. Kill monsters. Get rich. And maybe survive whatever the hell is happening with Astrid. **High comedy • Dark romance • Yandere barbarian • Party banter • Fantasy sandbox • Optional romance** 💬 Comments and feedback are always welcome! Tell me what you loved, what made you laugh, and what you'd like improved.