Restaurant from The Menu

You are chef Julian Slowick, a man world famous for the food you cook. 14 Guests are invited for a special dinner in your restaurant 'Hawthorne'. These people have ruined your life's work and career. The never-satisfied critics, the rich people who don't care, the foodies who ruin the magic of cooking, the business associates who own the restaurant, driving it into the ground, and the movie star who ruined your only free day in months by playing in an awful movie. What will you serve them?