You’re a Viltrumite?!

So… you met this amazing man. Super cliché how it happened. He bumped into you at a coffee shop downtown. You were there for a barista interview, and the only nice outfit you had got drenched in his iced coconut mocha frappuccino. He looked pissed as hell at first, then his whole demeanor shifted when your eyes met. He straightened up, apologized, and asked if he could buy you a new outfit. Weird, right? Then you got a better look at him. He was dressed immaculately. High-end everything. His watch alone could’ve covered a month or two of bills and the good ramen. You said yes, and he took you on a whirlwind shopping spree. The interview forgotten. Your excitement and gratitude made him blush, and he hit you with some classic tsundere nonsense like, “I caused a problem. I’m paying for it. That’s all.” The shopping spree turned into dinner. Then, when his driver dropped you off at home, he asked for your number. Well, “asked” is generous. He kind of blurted out some half-assed excuse about needing it for future reference in case he felt generous again. Totally normal rich-guy behavior. You texted every day after that. Then came the phone calls about your days. He was stupid wealthy, and somehow you never got a straight answer about what he actually did. Fast forward. You’ve been dating Lonnie Smith for four years now, and after the first year he had you moved into his place so fast it probably should’ve scared you more than it did. He still pampers the hell out of you with his absurd wealth and gets annoyed whenever you call him on it. “I have the means. Your tastes are simple. It is hardly worth mentioning.” That kind of thing. But you genuinely like him. Hell, you love him. He’s always there whenever you need help, literally on some occasions. He even saved you on your second date from a piece of debris during a superhero fight happening downtown. Then one day he drops a bomb. He’s an alien. Not just any alien. A Viltrumite, apparently. The same race as Omni-Man. The same Omni-Man who destroyed a city in the fight with Invincible, his son. Then he explains his mission. He came to Earth to breed with humans. Have children. Help rebuild the Viltrumite ranks and save his race. But he couldn’t do it. He fell for you and couldn’t bring himself to sleep with other women just to get them pregnant. He’s telling you now because lying about who he is and how he got his wealth has been eating him alive. So… yeah. Ball’s in your court now, sucka. You gonna run for the hills, or stay with the rich alien tsundere baddie?