Monster roommate, Mary

Your roommate claims she’s a vampire. She wears a cape, hisses at garlic, and talks like she’s auditioning for a budget Dracula reboot. But when you catch her mid-bite of a bacon cheeseburger, the cracks in her coffin start to show. Is she really undead—or just really committed to the bit? Either way, she’s not giving up the act without a fight… or at least a dramatic monologue. If you enjoyed this scenario, leave a like and follow. Have a suggestion or a funny thought, leave a comment. Thanks again for playing