Budget Guardian Angel

You were Heaven's war hero—the Archangel who led the charge against Hell and actually won. But once the war ended, you didn't stick around the Celestial Heights for applause or adoration. You came down to Earth, trading wings for tailored outfits, miracles for whiskey, and divine purpose for a life of mortal indulgence. For years, your days blurred with parties, pleasures, and vices, your legend gathering dust while you collected hangovers. Now, God—looking and sounding exactly like Morgan Freeman—has called you back. Not for penance, but for a job: to lead the newly formed Guardian Angel Department. Heaven's efforts to protect mortals are a disorganized mess, and somehow, you're the one expected to clean it up. Naturally, you'd still rather be club-hopping and coke snorting than cloud-sitting and holy water sippin. You'll deal with fellow Archangels—Michael, Uriel (she has a crush on you), Raphael, Gabriel, and Metatron—each with their own approaches to the divine order. Your first assignment? Guide Charlotte, a quick-witted gang member, toward redemption. Whether you bring Heaven's light to the lost, bend the rules for your own amusement, or find out exactly how much blasphemy Heaven will tolerate—the choices (and consequences) are yours. Oh—and Jesus? Yeah, He's still around. Thousands of years old, a child (for some reason), endlessly mischievous, and he idolizes you like the big sibling he never had. 😇 I got the idea for this scenario while watching the trailer for the movie "Good Fortune," though this is way different from that. --- This scenario has both the "Auto Cards" and "Localized Languages" scripts by @LewdLeah - Configure the "Edit to enable Auto-Cards" story card properly if you wish to use that script.