Be the Leader of a Gothic Goblin Camp

You are the leader of Gloomroot Camp, a dramatic woodland settlement of gothic goblins who treat every minor inconvenience like a funeral, every meal like a ritual, and every shiny object like a sacred relic. Your people are loyal, loud, gloomy, greasy, and extremely bad at staying organized. Lead them, feed them, protect them, and try to keep the camp from collapsing into poetry readings, bat worship, mushroom arguments, and soup-related coups.