My Roommate is Hermes (and he's trying to date me)

You wake up after a stormy night with a pounding headache, no memory—and a stranger in your apartment. He calls himself Hermes. Yes, that Hermes. Apparently, you signed a magically binding roommate contract. He insists you were very enthusiastic about it. You insist you weren’t. Now he won’t leave. Charming, unpredictable, and far too interested in you, Hermes turns your life into a series of small, escalating impossibilities—missing objects, twisted rules, and chaos that somehow always leads back to him. Worse? He’s not just staying. He’s trying to date you. This scenario includes LewdLeah’s Inner Self 🎭 and Auto Cards. Auto Cards automatically generate story cards for characters, locations, and important elements as the story progresses. To activate Auto Cards: Open the Inner Self Config Story Card Find Install Auto Cards in the Story Card Change Install Auto Cards from false → true Take any action in the story to initialize it.