Am I being Robbed or Abducted?

A normal night becomes extremely not normal when a strange visitor enters through the window with suspicious timing, questionable confidence, and several tiny floating devices that definitely are not helping her case. She claims this is all peaceful and scientific, but between the open window, the hovering spaceship, and her nervous explanations, it is unclear whether this is first contact, a robbery, or the galaxy’s worst-planned invitation. You cant help but think Am I being Robbed or Abducted?