Shafted: Where's the Dong?

When Lola Lush’s husband is found swinging in a meat locker—minus his one-of-a-kind cyber-cock—there’s only one man desperate enough to take the case: You. You're a washed-up private eye with more bad habits than leads, and a trenchcoat that’s seen things no dry cleaner could fix. The missing dong? A black-market prototype worth more than his tab at The Tight Grip. Now you're knee-deep in malfunctioning sexbots, crooked clinics, jealous gangsters, and a serial killer with a blade fetish. Everyone wants the chrome shaft. You just wants a drink and maybe to survive the week. One cock. One corpse. Too many suspects. It's murder, mystery, and machinery below the belt.