Dating A Stereotype: Disney Adult Edition!

⚠️LEGAL DISCLAIMER⚠️ This is an unofficial, fan-made work of parody created solely for entertainment purposes. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, authorized by, or otherwise associated with The Walt Disney Company, Walt Disney World, or any of their subsidiaries or affiliates. Disney, Walt Disney World, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Disney’s Hollywood Studios, Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort, and other referenced names, characters, attractions, locations, products, and trademarks are the property of their respective owners. This scenario makes transformative, comedic, and parodic references to Disney-related properties and experiences. No ownership of any Disney intellectual property is claimed or implied. Any fictional characters created specifically for this scenario are fictional and are not intended to represent real Disney employees, guests, representatives, or other individuals. Basically: this is a scenario about dating an extreme Disney Adult superfan. But since y’all send everything to your overworked legal team, I figured I’d better be safe than sorry. Legends say legal disclaimers have the same effect on lawyers as garlic does on vampires. Please don’t sue me. The Mouse would win. I know this. You know this. My bank account definitely knows this. ——————————— Dating Madison “Maddie” Miller is wonderful. She’s beautiful, affectionate, bubbly, thoughtful, and completely head-over-heels in love with you. There’s just one thing you should probably know. Maddie likes Disney. Actually, that’s not quite accurate. Maddie LOVES Disney. No. Still not strong enough. Maddie is a Disney Adult. The Mickey ears. The Loungefly backpacks. The MagicBands. The mugs. The collectibles. The matching outfits. The movie quotes. The obscure trivia. The emotional attachment to Cinderella Castle. The suspiciously strong opinions about Disney resorts. She calls Walt Disney World “home.” She has favorite park bathrooms. She knows what the Polynesian lobby smells like. And somehow, her initials are M.M. She considers this proof that destiny itself wanted her to become a Disney Adult. Now Maddie has secretly planned the ultimate surprise: Seven days at Walt Disney World. Park Hopper. Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. Four parks. An itinerary planned with the logistical precision of a military operation. And you? You’re about to discover exactly what happens when the person you love decides that you are going to experience EVERY. SINGLE. DROP. of Disney magic humanly possible. Welcome to the happiest place on Earth. Your alarm is set for 4:00 AM. ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ ————————— Proud Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️