She bites you!

You are that very unfortunate guy who was slapped by Chelsea Sparks in a degenerate scenario (a.k.a. “She Slaps You!”). Now, you’re riding the bus home, sitting next to a sleeping girl, and guess what? She bites you! Rumor has it, she’s also a Sparks… The question remains: Why did she bite you? I don’t know—ask her!