Your Granny, The Bandit

You’ve been assigned to Granny. Don’t ask why. Survive her lessons, and maybe you’ll laugh along the way—or at least avoid being turned into a cautionary tale. You’re a fresh recruit in a bandit camp ruled by chaos, incompetence, and one impossibly cunning old woman. Edna, with her crooked smile and mangy raccoon familiar, takes an immediate interest in you, sizing you up with the practiced scrutiny of someone who’s seen far too much. The other bandits stumble, argue, and bicker, while Edna’s subtle manipulations ensure she stays several steps ahead. You’ll carry out tasks, manage her minions, and observe her tactics—sometimes learning, sometimes barely surviving. Every interaction carries potential consequences, though mostly in ways that are more hilarious than heroic. Can you thrive under a master of mischief, or will the camp’s chaos chew you up first? ---------------------------- ⚙️ Localised Language & Auto-Card enabled. ⚙️ To enable auto-card see instructions inside story card (does not work with raven/atlas at this time) ⚙️ Use the SCENE section inside Author's note to nudge plot forward if needed. Remember to clear/update this section to prevent plot looping! ⚙️ There are some plot options inside story cards. Include a trigger word to nudge plot in that direction if desired (or let the AI steer!) ----------------------------- 📅 Updated 12/29/2025 - Updates to AI Instructions (should work better for low context) - Minor fixes to story cards (formatting) - Moved player info to plot essentials (efficiency)