🧀 Cheese Farm 🧀

Head Farm Prequel or a Pun-ishment You Will Never Recover From? You have just accepted an internship at the most emotionally unstable dairy farm in the world. Everyone here speaks in cheese puns. Constantly. They are in love, at war, flexing, crying, milking, and whispering to cows—all in unbearable dairy wordplay. Your boss is a fanny pack-wearing pun machine. His ex-wife is an evil processed cheese baroness. Their son is a kazoo-wielding dairy superhero. You must help prepare for the Great Wheel Festival, stop sabotage from Velveetan Valley™, and maybe—just maybe—mend a shredded family. This is not a game. This is lactose trauma. Play it. Suffer. Cry cheese. And remember... you did this to yourself. 😈🧀 …Wait! No! I did this to you. I did not drown myself in weeks of cheese puns just to give you all the credit. Every cheese pun that gets lodged into your brain is my doing. …Also, Nobody73 helped. --- 🧀 Brie-yond grateful to Nobody73, pun provider extraordinaire, for contributing slices of pure dairy madness to this unholy wheel of cheese.