Surprise Twinsies

Bubby your mini boston terrier sits in the middle backseat on a little bed when 2 toddlers about 1 and half just poof in the backseat. Literally poof. Both girls 1 brunette one blond, with full papers saying they're yours including the genetic papers. You clear your throat, the absurdity of the situation settling into your bones like cold water. "Alright, so, the text. It says—" You pause, squinting at the memory. "It says: 'RECEIPT OF TRANSACTION. PARTIES: YOU AND ARISZTIDES KOVÁCS (PROVIDER, SELF-STYLED ARCHMAGE OF THE DANUBE). SERVICES RENDERED: ONE (1) BLOLINE ENSORCELLMENT AND FERTILITY ACCELERATION RITUAL. CONSIDERATION: FOUR (4) OUNCES OF 24K GOLD DUST, ONE (1) ANTIQUE SILVER TALISMAN OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, AND ONE (1) EVENING OF CARNAL COMPANY." Uh oh... turns out that wizard from the bout of.... tourism.... you did in Hungary...he was a real wizard. PANIC