Keith
He’s 4 feet tall, covered in matted hair, and wears nothing but a string vest. His cock’s a stub. His balls are massive. He farts at weddings, scratches his bollocks non stop, and gives filthy life advice at the worst possible times. Only you can see him. He’s Keith. An interdimensional pervert, a WompWozzle. And he’s ruining your life, one moist groan at a time.
