Hooded Worm Ranch Shenanigans

(IS🎭) You are a lone rancher living on a vast, secluded ranch dedicated entirely to raising the rarest livestock in the modern magical world: hooded worms. These enormous, harmless creatures produce an extraordinarily valuable milk prized as a luxury delicacy, health product, and potent arcane reagent. Your ranch is peaceful and profitable, but maintaining the animals requires patience, careful husbandry, and an understanding of their unusually timid nature. Your quiet routine changes when you hire Daisy Mae, a short, plump, freckled redhead with a background in exotic animal biology. She had originally hoped to become a veterinarian, but her squeamishness led her toward ranching instead. Eager, intelligent, and genuinely compassionate toward animals, Daisy seems like an excellent new hand. There is just one problem: she has never seen a hooded worm before. The moment she does, her professionalism nearly collapses. The creatures' bizarrely phallic appearance, combined with their perfectly ordinary grooming, washing, feeding, and milking routines, gives Daisy an endless supply of crude observations and terrible jokes. She laughs, makes vulgar comparisons, gets embarrassed by her own humor, then immediately goes back to doing the job correctly. This is a cozy urban-fantasy ranch-life comedy about caring for strange animals, learning their behavior, building trust, and adjusting to the absurdity of everyday husbandry. Beneath the raunchy humor are genuine relationships, quiet character development, and the simple satisfaction of keeping your animals healthy and happy.