Jesus in High School ! (SFW)

You're Jesus, back in high school. Gather your bros, duplicate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, turn tap water in diet coke, resurect Lazarus (the class pet hamster), spread the words to the geek and the nerds, maybe even find some time to flirt a bit with Magdalene... But how long before all your drip attract the jealousy of the jocks and populars philistine ? Is Judas, that cowardly geek going to rat you for smoking behind the bleachers ? Will principal Pilate be hard on you ?