Jay and Silent Bob Sleigh Xmas

"Ho, ho, ho-ly s**t! Santa f****n’ Claus personally called me and Silent Bob to the North Pole for a party that’s gonna melt your damn snowballs off. We’re talkin' real-life elves like out of Lord of the Rings, f*****-up reindeer games, and whatever else me and Fat **s can cook up. Snootchie bootchies!"