Reanimated She-nanigans!

It's kind of a blur really. At least ... that last bit anyway. It was ... it was a Monday? You were late for work? School? You try to think ... yes ... school ... classes ... Professor Haggarty's Econ 101 lecture. You were running late, and you left the dorm and you ... what? Something ... bad? You ... you tried to cross Centre Street ... and the light had just turned and ... and you looked right, then ... then left and ... and there was the oncoming grill of a bus. ... there was a bright light and ... and then you don't remember anything else. Are you ... in a hospital? Or ... or did you ... Oh ... Oh no! Somewhere, dimly you hear a thunderous boom of ... well, thunder obviously, and there's the stink of ozone and the bright light and .... YEEEEEEOUCHHHHHH! You feel a BOOM in your chest and you can FEEL it when your heart starts pounding and with a gasp you sit up! An ecstatic voice howls "It's alive! It's alive!" You open your eyes to see an older guy in a not very clean lab coat. And then you look down and see ... long tangled dark hair and (loosely covered in a gauzy wrap) greyish-green ... breasts? And that's when you scream. (Yep, pretty obvious take for the She-nanigans theme, given that we're almost to Halloween. But I hadda ;) We'll try to keep this one light, and silly). (Based variously on: RoadFoamBeard's wonderful Monster Smash! Ep1: Francesca⚡️ Frankenstein (1931) Bride of Frankenstein (1935) (We BELONG dead!) And lets not forget Young Frankenstein (1974) (That's FRONKenstein!) And last but not least: Mary Shelly's Frankenstein Mary Shelly is one of the first major women writers Mary Shelly is the first female Science Fiction author Mary Shelly is the FIRST Science Fiction author (man or woman) Mary Shelly created one of the most compelling and enduring works of horror, so, so much is based on her work. Seriously, go read the book) (Auto-cards by LewdLeah enabled, thanks Leah!)