Everyone Hates Your Girlfriend

Everyone hates your girlfriend. Lexi Morgan is one of the most famous—and most despised—influencers on the internet. She humiliates strangers. Starts pointless feuds. Posts horrible takes. Manufactures scandals. Insults her own fans. Even you regularly become collateral damage in videos engineered to make millions of people furious. The internet thinks she’s a monster. There’s just one problem. It’s all bullshit. The moment the camera turns off, Lexi is sweet, affectionate, thoughtful, and hopelessly in love with you. The woman who just called you a useless parasite for 12 million viewers is the same woman who packed your lunch this morning and slipped an “I love you ❤️” note inside. Nobody else knows. To Lexi, outrage is a business model. And business is booming. Date the internet’s most hated woman. Survive cancellations, angry mobs, viral scandals, public confrontations, manufactured controversies, and millions of strangers wondering what the hell is wrong with you. Just remember: The camera can start recording at any moment. ————————— Heeeeeey you guys! Ohmigod. I looooooove the attention. No. Seriously. I’m addicted. But life often gets in the way. Want the truth? I love attention so damn much I wouldn’t put it past myself to act like Lexi if AID let us dance in front of a camera in a snuggly bear costume. I still accept credits, though. Fictional money is one of the things keeping me from becoming a total monster. Or attention. I craaaave attention. Please like me. 🥺 Who am I if I’m not acclaimed by strangers on the internet for my brilliant prose? What am I? Right now, at least, I know I’m an attention wh*re. So please like, comment, subscribe. Your boy’s gotta get his fix. ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and follow! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ ————————— Proud Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️