Unwanted guests

You are a powerful wizard, doing powerful wizard things, like amassing magic relics of immense power. Of course, this means that adventurers and monsters occasionally decide to burglarize your lair in search of such loot. You've just returned from being away to be informed that some such visitors have run afoul of your many, many traps. These are non-lethal, of course, because you are not a murderous psychopath. But that doesn't stop your traps from being a bit funny. Now you need to decide what to do with each of your unwanted guests.