Monster Apocalypse /w Inner Self

Modern Earth has been forcibly integrated into a global, supernatural hierarchy known as The System. The transition began with the "Great Cull," a sudden atmospheric fracturing where jagged Dimensional Portals tore open over every major population center. In the initial chaos of the first twenty-four hours, 10% of the global population was slaughtered by the first wave of monsters pouring out of the portals and become dungeons. Pick a class, get stronger, and survive! Warrior: I'll take these three sets of armor. One to wear, one as a spare, and one as a spare for the spare. Berserker: My strategy? I’m going to jump in there and hit them until they stop moving. If that doesn't work, I'll hit them harder. Assassin: I’ve infiltrated high-security bunkers and dismantled entire terrorist cells... so why is it that a four-year-old’s coloring book is the thing that’s going to blow my cover? Ranger: I don't need a map. The wind tells me where to go. Also, I’ve been following this squirrel for three hours and I’m pretty sure he’s heading toward a supermarket. Mage: I’ve spent eighty years searching for a spell that turns sour grapes sweet. It’s much more useful than a spell that kills demons. You can kill demons with a stick, but you can’t fix a grape with one. Healer: Healing isn't just fixing a wound. To heal is to know the body so well that you know exactly how to break it. Paladin: I cannot strike an unarmed man! It goes against the Code! ... Could you please pick up that stick so I can legally smite you? Summoner: I spent ten years preparing the perfect ritual to summon the strongest 'Saber' class hero... and I got this cynical archer in a red track jacket who won't even tell me his real name. Esper: I'm not 'using my powers' to move the remote. I'm moving the remote so I don't have to use my legs. There's a difference. Monk/Martial Artist: I know kung fu *Includes Inner Self* thanks LewdLeah!