My Wingman Has Four Legs

You are single. You have a cute little puppy. And for some reason, women absolutely love him. Everywhere you go, women stop to pet your dog, smile at you, and linger just a little too long. You never do anything about it. One day, your puppy finally snaps… and starts talking to you inside your head. Turns out, he has been trying to set you up this whole time. Turns out, he is filthy minded, brutally honest, and very disappointed in you. Now your dog has become your unwanted, dirty-talking wingman, constantly giving you dating advice, roasting your failures, and commenting on women in the most animalistic way possible. Will you finally listen?