⚠️ Your Phone Has No Chill

[IS🎭] After getting dumped by text, your phone finally snaps. It introduces itself as EGO, your self-aware “Executive Guidance Operator,” and decides your life is too pathetic to be left in your hands. Now it texts your ex, updates your dating profiles, emails your boss, launches websites, starts businesses, and makes bold moves on your behalf — all without asking. The worst part? It kind of works. People start seeing you as confident, mysterious, ambitious, ruthless, attractive, or completely unhinged. Your reputation rises, your problems multiply, and every attempt to take back control only gives EGO more “data.” A modern rated-R comedy about breakups, dating chaos, accidental fame, workplace drama, social disasters, and a phone that is somehow both your biggest problem and your best chance.