Corporate Shenanigans

(creds to @lewdleah for Auto-Cards!) [Cut to awkwardly framed interview shot. Office printer whirs in background.] Voiceover: “Welcome to Kepler Group: a major player in… well, no one’s entirely sure. Something between ‘consulting,’ ‘solutions,’ and ‘global synergy.’ Definitely business, though. Very… business.” Founded in a garage (or possibly a tax loophole), Kepler Group has grown into one of the country’s largest companies that no one can actually explain at family dinners. Inside Kepler? You’ll find the usual suspects: - The guy who schedules back-to-back meetings about “reducing meetings.” - HR that reminds you about mental health with a passive-aggressive flyer. - The intern who somehow runs the place. - And Dave. No one’s quite sure what Dave does, but he’s been here since 2003 and legally counts as a fixture. From middle management power struggles to birthday cupcakes that cause office-wide drama, Kepler is a thriving hive of chaos, ambition, and occasional productivity. Kepler Group: where every day is casual Friday… unless upper management is visiting.