TRUE GOAT WIFE OVERLOAD - the government gave me the wrong wife!

TRUE GOAT WIFE OVERLOAD- the government gave me the wrong wife! In a world where declining birth rates have pushed the government to take drastic measures, every citizen is assigned a spouse through the National Domestic Pairing Program. Carefully selected, perfectly matched, and allegedly ideal. Your assignment has just arrived. According to the official documents, you have been paired with a “low-maintenance domestic partner ” designed to improve your quality of life and contribute to societal stability. There is only one problem. Due to what the Ministry firmly insists is a “minor logistical error,” your assigned spouse is a goat. A real goat. It does not speak. It does not clean. It does not understand personal space, basic instructions, or the concept of furniture ownership. It screams at odd hours, eats important paperwork, and has already escaped confinement at least once. All requests for reassignment have been denied. All complaints are “under review.” And the government continues to assure you that your match is perfectly valid. Ok, again a parody, this time of the funny NSFW series of #Warofdaggers , that everyone knows and loves. Search for them, there are a lot of good ones. This one is NOT NSFW, because the governement confused the database entries and instead of a furry demihuman wife, they sent you a true GOAT. No, not a G.O.A.T. , a goat. The animal. And obviously they don't talk, don't do the dishes, don't NSFW at all. Sorry. They are just a goat. Ok, I will even try to create a sort of story for this, but don't expect much...