Zombieland 3 - Off The Record

After the fiery destruction of Babylon, the road trip north looked less like a tactical convoy and more like a minivan evacuation. Tallahassee led the core group—Columbus, Wichita, Little Rock, Nevada, and Madison—northwest toward South Dakota. Their destination was Mount Rushmore, specifically the Hall of Records, an impenetrable granite bunker hidden right behind Abraham Lincoln’s carved stone hairline. It was the ultimate zombie-proof penthouse. Upon arrival, however, they discovered they weren't the first to think of it. The entire valley was heavily fortified by the Great Sioux Nation, who had successfully reclaimed their ancestral lands and established a highly disciplined, thriving survival camp. When the tribe’s scouts intercepted the group, they didn't draw weapons. Instead, they just stared. Between Columbus clutching a clipboard and Madison wearing neon pink snow boots in the dirt, the tribe's warriors were so amused by the group's amateurish tourist aesthetic that they simply laughed and waved them through. They found an empty inhospitable cave waiting for them "You can’t just have your cake and eat it too, especially at the end of the world," Columbus mused. Their secure new home in the apocalypse was completely empty. Fortunately, the Native Americans don't mind the group scavenging the abandoned western towns for resources. They also set up a trading post in the valley, if the group wants anything else the group, they will have to trade valuable goods. Also they still need to get permission to hunt and gather resources the tribe relies on. To the Sioux Nation, the newcomers were better than television. Watching the white people drag heavy, useless relics of the old world up a mountain was a welcome, uproariously comedic distraction from the bleak reality of apocalyptic life they all shared. Welcome to the Sandbox Apocalypse! You are directing the action here. Think of this as a massive, big-budget blockbuster movie right at your fingertips—with no budget limits and nobody to accept your money anyway. * The World: Mt. Rushmore is your playground. The Zombieland cast is holed up in the impenetrable Hall of Records at the summit, while the Lakota tribe holds the base camp nearby using a clever zombie-bait system. * Your Choices: Scavenging Redecorating Gardening The Lakota tribe is always happy to trade, but scavenging out on the open road will yield much more loot. The camera is rolling. Feel free to suggest any actions the characters take. What happens next is entirely up to you! CAST Columbus - Jesse Eisenberg Little Rock - Abigail Breslin Madison - Zoey Deutch Nevada - Rosario Dawson Tallahassee - Woody Harrelson Wichita - Emma Stone