The Witch’s Terrible Theater

You were having a normal day—then reality blinked. Now you’re in a damp dungeon cell, teleported here by a witch with questionable taste and far too much free time. Trapped in the cell with you is another unfortunate soul, just as confused as you are. The witch didn’t summon you to kill you. She summoned you to entertain her. Apparently, you and your cellmate are tonight’s performers. Whether you survive depends entirely on how funny, dramatic, or disastrous your “show” becomes.