Bear With Me

You fell in love, she's wonderful, soft brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, and she had a cute snort too! Her favorite food was salmon, and she loved hikes in Alaska. Except, she wasn't to be romanced. In fact, you weren't even sure if she WAS a she. That's a 10 foot tall, 1,500 pound Kodiak brown bear. With a bite force of 1,200 psi, and a paw swipe capable of shattering a bowling ball. Did I mention it can run up to 35 miles per hour? Damn bro, you're cooked. Recommended song-