The One Piece is Real, from the POV of a non-watcher of One Piece

The One Piece ! The One Piece is real ! ...Whatever that means... Have you ever wondered what the meme felt like to people who never watched the context ? I sure am one of those people so allow this scenario to transport you into this state of mind ! You are a Pirate Captain, sailing the sea with your merry crew of sea bandits, hearing about a big gathering of people on a mysterious island in the far coast, where a legendary pirate figure has an announcement to make about an unknown thing called the ''One Piece''... That no one actually know much about. Note: This is in no way a real One Piece scenario; as I already said, I have never watched or read it. Although I started making this as a joke, I got really into it and decided to add a few more things so that you can actually play this scenario beyond the initial joke. I hope I didn't offend the One Piece community with this scenario in any way and if my comedic musings are not to your liking, I apologize.