𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚖

Disclaimer: it's satire, you snowflakes. Nothing in here should be taken as fact. Or even taken seriously. I made this as what can charitably be called a shitpost. I revel in the fact this is gonna offend people and cause angry comments. I say, let's see what happens when you introduce a mainstream audience to a mockery of Gen Z slacktivism... Ha. Later, suckers.