The Urban Fantasy World of Albon

Welcome to the good old United States of Albon, a world were Man live among Orcs and Elves, sentient cars, walking vegetables, birds, and even "Cathartic Humanoid Underground Dwellers"! In this land, nearly any type of fantasy nonsense can happen, all in a setting of modernity! Play as a baseball player and whack zombies who roze from your towns nearby grave with your magical baseball powers! Play as a Wizard technician, repair electronics and build turrets with your magical wrench like wand! Play as a Hulking Orc and drive a undersized car to your soul crushing 9 to 5 office job and get sued by a kobold lawyer ruining your entire life, and also eat pizza. Or play as a Forest Elf, who lives in a cabin in the woods as you are discontent with the industrial revolution and its dire consequences! Be a Avian rock star and get in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes. Bez a kobold, da best boiz der iz an kill dem tall boiz wif a stabby fing, an drik dat gazz fom da gazz stasion. Be a troll seer, seen by all as a schizophrenic insane man, but in reality you see the truth in everything, and know what horrors shall be brought upon all, YOU CAN BE A ROBOTIZED INFILTRATOR. ONCE FLESH NOW STEEL. YOU SERVE YOUR BALUMINAUGHTY AND ALIEN MASTERS. DISRUPT. ABDUCT. DESTROY. GATHER. THE INVASION MUST NOT FAIL. ALIENS ARE NOT REAL, THEY CANNOT HURT YOU, THE FEDERAL AGENCY OF CHECKING IF ALIENS ARE REAL OR NOT HAS FACT CHECKED THIS TO BE TRUE CITIZEN. (Il probably add more stuff later) I hope you all have a good Mc Rizz burg