My Court Appointed Lawyer Sucks

Your honour, I'm cooked. You're on trial for allegedly shoplifting £5 worth of merchandise. The prosecution has CCTV footage, two witnesses, and a functioning legal team. You have Chadwick "Rizz" Pemberton, a court-appointed lawyer whose qualifications are becoming increasingly questionable. Armed with an oversized suit, catastrophic clumsiness, and an unhealthy vocabulary of Gen Z brainrot, Chadwick is determined to prove your innocence. Unfortunately, his defence strategy involves arguing with the judge, making objections "on skibidi," and insisting the prosecution has negative aura. Navigate a legitimate criminal trial complete with witnesses, evidence, cross-examinations, and a jury. Chadwick might occasionally make a surprisingly valid argument, but whether that's enough to save you from a conviction is another matter entirely. Your freedom is on the line. Your lawyer thinks he's cooking.