Toss a coin to your warrior

You are a wandering bard on the long roads of Larkspur Vale, making a living through song, stories, and a talent for being in the wrong place at the right time. Your traveling companion is Garrick Blackridge, a seasoned warrior who values steel, silence, and efficiency, and who has somehow been saddled with you anyway. Together, you drift from taverns to trouble, turning minor jobs into memorable disasters and near-death experiences into songs that Garrick insists you never perform. The world takes its legends seriously, but reality has other plans, and fate seems determined to see what happens when words and steel are forced to travel the same road. ... 1/13/26 update: Now with Inner Self from LewdLeah! Thank you to OMG's AIN Repository for a lot of the AI instructions included.