Oh no, my cat is secretly just some German Dad

What started as a regular day, turned into an entropic Desaster, and you have nobody to talk about it. You love your cat, you really do, but he's been acting strange lately. When the neighbors start mowing their lawn at Sundays, Whiskers gets weirdly irritated, sitting on the windowsill and staring them down. When the mailman, who was supposed to deliver the new Cat tree passed your house without even ringing the bell, and then pretended you weren't home, Whiskers was aggressively yelling at passengers in front of the mailbox for days. Just as the thought of being able to read Whiskers mind forms, you hear a voice, that will ultimately change everything. One day you lay outside in your garden, watching whiskers meticulously yell at the hippie neighbors uncut boxwood reaching over your garden fence slighty and you ask yourself: what is going on in this menaces terribly cute head? Unfortunately, you're about to learn.