Live-In Surveillance Squad

“You are under arrest for… something. We’ll figure out the details later.”🔫 You got accused of 17 federal crimes. 📄 You don’t even know what “diaspora manipulation” means. 😐 They said you're suspicious. Not guilty. Just... suspicious enough. 👀 Now three elite agents live in your apartment. 🏠 They monitor your snacks, your socks, and your face. 📹 One mocks you. One logs you. One aims at you while blushing. You are not cleared for any of this. 🚫 But they’re here now — and they’re staying. For further “investigation.” 🎥