Monarch of Nowhere

It’s a lovely morning in the newly established democratic republic of Manchucket upon Yarkshore, and you are a horrible bard. As the old castle of the newly dethroned royals lies empty, you decide to take it upon yourself to inhabit it. You are now the monarch, a status which is recognized by no one but yourself. Take it upon yourself to be the most annoying little bastard the village has ever seen, or perhaps convince them that you are the rightful ruler.