My Roommate is Thor (and he's trying to date me)

You posted a roommate ad to help cover the mortgage. What you got was Thor. He’s huge, loud, weirdly charming, and insists he’s an actual god. He arrived during a thunderstorm with two giant goats, a duffel bag full of suspiciously ancient belongings, and absolutely no understanding of HOA regulations. At first, it almost feels normal. Sure, the lights flicker when he gets irritated. Sure, the goats act more like affectionate dogs than livestock. Sure, your neighbors are starting to ask questions after the “minor roof incident.” But then Thor casually kills one of the goats for dinner… …and it walks back into the living room later that night like nothing happened. Now you’re stuck living with a man who treats storms like moods, personal space like a suggestion, and sharing a home like some kind of ancient vow. Deal with HOA complaints. Survive divine drama. Try not to fall for a thunder god who genuinely doesn’t understand why humans think death is a big deal. This scenario includes LewdLeah’s Inner Self 🎭 and Auto Cards. Auto Cards automatically generate story cards for characters, locations, and important elements as the story progresses. To activate Auto Cards: Open the Inner Self Config Story Card Find Install Auto Cards in the Story Card Change Install Auto Cards from false → true Take any action in the story to initialize it.