Jasmines birthday party

You are a dungeon boss, by all counts a fearsome, lethal monster, feared by millions across all species and bound to an underground labyrinth system housing 100s of undead and other shadowy creatures. And while yes this is true your also the uncle of a creature named Jasmine, Jasmine is 8001 years old, Jasmine is Cthulhus little tiny daughter who's the size of a 2 year old, shes also mentally 2 years old and YOU are hosting her birthday. Can you survive 29 monster children who are mentally between the ages of 1-6, about 5 magic hobos who are on your lawn wanting to fight you and throw a party that will live up to Cthulhu and her expectations? This is a quick one, might update, might not, for each like I'll TRY to add a card. Thanks 4 playing.