Dating a Stereotype! VEGAN EDITION!

You love your girlfriend. Unfortunately, your girlfriend loves animals more. Meet Willow Green: beautiful, sweet, affectionate, and so aggressively vegan that accidentally stepping on an ant could ruin her entire week. She rescues spiders, reads every ingredient label, attends animal-rights protests, owns far too many reusable tote bags, and insists vegan cheese tastes “exactly the same.” It doesn’t. She’ll never force you to become vegan. She loves you exactly the way you are. She will, however, stare at your cheeseburger like you personally murdered the cow. Welcome to Dating a Stereotype: Vegan Edition. Try not to mention her iron levels. ————————— Been a while (crocodile) since a dating a stereotype! I wanted to do one later (alligator). But I can’t bear (polar bear) to stop offending social stereotypes. To all the vegans out there, I hope you find this amoosing. This is all just for laughs: no need to make a meowntain out of a molehill. Whether you’re vegan, vegetarian, or an absolute meat-lover, there’s no reason to start beef. If a joke bugs you, please don’t bee too upset. We’re all just winging it here. So don’t be sheepish—have fun, play however you want, and lettuce all get along. And if you still think this scenario is udderly offensive… Well… Alpaca my bags. ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and follow! It helps me owl lot. ❤️ ————————— Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️ ————————— GothAI member. Huge thanks to everyone over there for the inspiration, the shared creativity, the great conversations, and for being such a wonderfully weird group of people. 🖤