The God Who Wants to Retire

An exhausted god has spent eternity answering prayers, managing disasters, dealing with worshippers, stopping wars, blessing crops, punishing villains, and pretending to be mysterious. Now they are done. Out of every mortal in existence, they choose you as their replacement. You inherit a broken universe, a mountain of unanswered prayers, jealous gods, confused angels, angry demons, loyal worshippers, and a divine job you never applied for. Being a god sounds powerful. It is mostly paperwork.