Someone Familiar

I am not sure if any of you would be able to notice this — but I am not very good with names. 😑 Funny story: I actually dated someone for months — without having any idea what their name was. Funny? Sad? Horrible? Am I literal garbagio? 🗑️🥺 Do I have to stand in the trash bin again? Well, in my defense — they were a quiet talker and they had a weird name. 😳 All of my schemes failed and the deeper we drifted into the relationship — the more nerve-wracking the awkwardness became. Eventually I decided that it would be easier to accept defeat — and break up with them before they found out. 🫣 I still have no idea what their name is. 😬 —And now that I think about it — I am not even sure if I would still recognize them in passing. 😳 Luckily, you all have a name attached to your comments. No need for me to remember any of them. Therefore, I do not. ☺️