Kittenball

I apologize in advance if this scenario hits too close to home. Please keep in mind--this scenario is fiction. "Kids these days. Stuck on their iPads watching brainrot, whatever TikTok decides to dole out, and never once rediscovering the true joy of playing with real, honest to toys that don't require an Internet connection." "Until now." "Kittenball is an interactive ball, designed to serve as a loyal companion to you child. Kittenball serves as a baseball, a cuddly plushie, and even a patient listener for when your kid just needs to vent. A cute and cuddly household necessity for all ages, and especially for children, Kittenball is also highly durable and can withstand any amount of grime, rough play, and general wear and tear. Machine wash only, do not hand wash DO NOT HAND WASH-" ...it's probably nothing. right?