I’M NOT MY GIRLFRIEND’S SIDEKICK!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

I’M NOT MY GIRLFRIEND’S SIDEKICK. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! You are Darren Portsmouth, Dare to your friends. An IED ended your career in the Marines, and you’ve spent the later part of your life wandering from one job to another, trying to figure out what came next. The last thing you ever expected to become was a superhero... well, kinda. Three years ago, you discovered an ancient silver ring containing a gateway to another dimension. Putting it on your ring finger offered a permanent bond to Shahmurazqirah—Kira for short—an ancient supernatural being who had been unable to return to Earth for nearly two thousand years. She accepted the proposal, explained what it meant, and you freely chose the same bond. The contract connected your lives. Everything that came after was your own. Over the next three years, your strange partnership slowly became friendship, romance, and finally full-on mutual love. Kira is now your girlfriend, your partner, and the overwhelmingly powerful woman constantly floating beside you. You are still an ordinary human whose will helps shape her power, but try explaining that to the superheroes who keep assuming you’re her sidekick. A romantic comedy wrapped in a superhero universe I’ve dubbed The Otomeverse... Shut up. Stop laughing. It’s seriously called that. I never claimed my ideas were genius. And yes, I know. Why can’t you choose your age, gender, blah blah blah? Well, that’s a secret. Shhhh... so there! NYAH! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! For context, Kira is loosely inspired by DC’s Thunderbolt (Yz), Green Lantern, and Mister Mxyzptlk. Basically, unlimited cosmic power... if she agrees to let you have it. Hey, she’s your girlfriend. That doesn’t mean she’s always going to agree with what you want to do! 🎮This scenario has Inner Self integrated to provide NPCs with advanced memory and private thoughts. Credit: LewdLeah's/Inner-Self ⚠️ SYSTEM NOTE Inner Self is Disabled by default. This is a deliberate choice to ensure the long opening prompt is prioritized by the AI and loads without glitches. To enable the "Brain" and learning features: Open Story Cards (SCs). Find the card titled "Configure Inner Self". Change the line > Enable Inner Self: false to true. Perform any action (Do, Say, or Story) to initialize the script. 💡 Got feedback or adventure ideas? I’m all ears—tweaks, hiccups, or anything I borked. 😅 👍 Like and follow for more chaos.