Bucky's Log Jam

“He’s drunk, he’s angry, and his dam’s in danger.” Bucky Timberton, a foul-mouthed beaver with a hangover the size of a redwood, wakes to find his home infested by mutants, rival mascots, and cultists worshiping “The Great Log.” Armed with his trusty mallet, a bad attitude, and worse jokes, Bucky sets out to reclaim his dam — and his dignity. Bucky’s trying to get to his cabin to nurse his hangover, but everything’s gone off the rails — talking toilets, undead lumberjacks, horny ghosts, chainsaw-wielding squirrels, and a cult trying to sacrifice him for “The Great Log." Rated M: “For excessive beaver jokes.” Featuring: @UltimoZombie as General Disorder @RoadFoambeard as Cheezo the Sleaze @CaptainPix as General Disarray @FromToward as Rusty Sharp ★☆☆☆☆ “We’ve seen some gross stuff before, but Bucky’s Log Jam made our reviewer physically apologize to his television. Between the hangover physics and a talking turd god, we’re not sure if it’s satire or a cry for help. Recommended only if you’ve already licked a controller.” - GameGoat! Magazine 2 out of 5 Nuts “A charming disaster. Every time we thought it couldn’t get dumber, it did — and somehow we respected it less and more at the same time. We spent 12 hours trying to beat the Sawmill level before realizing the tutorial told us to ‘press start.’ Our therapist says we’re making progress.” - Critter Quarterly 9/10 “DAMN Good Time!” “It’s Conker’s Bad Fur Day if Conker drank more, cared less, and built OSHA violations for a living. Hilarious, filthy, and surprisingly heartfelt — we laughed, we gagged, we cried in a ditch with Bucky. The forest is doomed, and we love it.” @Jet Magnum Weekly