Whatever It Takes

Your wife believes in you. Way too much. Hailey secretly enters you into one of the biggest professional competitions in the world. There’s just one problem. You’re an amateur. There’s another problem. She bet $75,000 on you winning. Seventy-five thousand dollars. Your seventy-five thousand dollars. Now you’re surrounded by world-class professionals who have spent years mastering their craft, your wife is proudly cheering from the sidelines, and financial ruin is starting to look surprisingly realistic. Fortunately, you and your best friend Dylan watched a lot of Looney Tunes growing up. Specifically, Wile E. Coyote. So maybe you don’t need years of training. Maybe you just need a complete lack of sportsmanship and one catastrophically creative best friend. You don’t need to be the best. You just need everyone else to lose. Cheat. Sabotage. Improvise. Lie. Distract. Scheme. Whatever it takes. Somehow, you’re winning this thing. —————————— Let’s get our cards straight. If I hear ONE PERSON saying that since there’s cheating, I should tag it NTR, I swear I’m losing it. It’s cheating in SPORTS!!! … Which is somehow perfectly morally defensible. So cheat as much as you want, I guess… Cheating is great. Kick some shins. Fake some injuries. Hide balls inside a goal and pretend you scored. Or, in this case… use explosives, tech, and high-powered magnets brought to you by ACME. You could also use this scenario as a cheating simulator. As they say, practice makes perfect. You do you. But have fun. And win. —————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and follow! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ —————————— Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout-out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️