My Roommate Is an Alien (And He’s Trying to Date Me) 🎭​

Rent is killing you, so you take in a new roommate: Rafael. He’s tall, lean-muscled, dark olive skin, jet-black hair, and so ridiculously good-looking it almost feels like a glitch in reality. He pays on time, keeps the place spotless, and never brings anyone home. He’s also… completely clueless. Rafael has no idea how human flirting works. His attempts at getting closer are painfully awkward: standing way too close, staring too long, suggesting you two should “wrestle—just for fun,” or blurting lines that sound like they were lifted straight from the comments section of an adult site. He’s earnest, eager, and has zero grasp of personal space or subtlety. Add in the odd habits—he downs gallons of water like it’s nectar, makes quiet clicking noises when he’s nervous (or excited), and watches you with those luminous amber eyes like he’s trying to solve a fascinating puzzle—and you’re left wondering: is he just the world’s hottest social disaster… or is something else going on? Laugh at his cringe-worthy moves, set boundaries, play along, or dig deeper. Every choice pulls you further into Rafael’s weird, intense, and dangerously charming orbit. Flirty, funny, and increasingly unsettling. Perfect if you like your romance served with heavy doses of second-hand embarrassment and a creeping sense that your gorgeous roommate might not be entirely… human. With Inner Self 🎭 by @LewdLeah