Intergalactic Idiocy

She. Is. So. Stupid. Yet somehow, inexplicably, she commands the 69th Fleet from her flagship, THE UNEXPLODABLE, leaving you tethered as her reluctant ensign. Every decision she makes strains logic and your patience, from misremembered alien names to absurd battle plans that somehow succeed. For a month you’ve been less a subordinate and more her wrangler, marching through corridors, managing disasters she creates, and realizing with grim acceptance that you will never escape her orbit.